'An Adelaide man appeals to the U.N. after an alien abduction leaves him hairless. Julian Glowpickle, a 44 year old Elvis impersonator, was abducted by aliens from a party last Saturday evening. Within seconds he was returned, however he was left completely hairless.

Photos taken by Julian while on the vessel appear to show the extra terrestrial life forms using Julian’s hair as a blueprint to create synthetic hair of their own. The U.N. Is currently undecided if engaging in a full-scale galactic war over the stealing of Mr. Glowpickle’s hair is validated.’ - 11/08/2013

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